This Is Not The Warning You Really Want To See In The Shower
Although Louisiana State University has already gotten out ahead of this and let Buzzfeed know that this is not an official LSU notice you have to admit it’s pretty funny.
From the official response
The document in question is in no way an official communication created by LSU Residential Life staff or any other official LSU entity. The university believes this document was either produced by an individual who obtained the official university logo and used it without official consent, and/or is part of an on-going Internet prank. LSU Residential Life will investigate the whereabouts of this document and if found, will remove it and any or all facsimiles immediately.
Ya, good luck with that.