Winextra | May 19, 2013
You just can’t trust those flashlights like you use to be able to.
Come to think of it, there’s one in my garage that’s been looking a bit suspect, too.
This was recently in my tumblr feed and is not at all a joke.
Someone in Phoenix has been turning flashlights into bombs. It’s been a serious issue. Police have not been able to find the suspect, and there is a hefty reward for any information leading to his arrest.