Ron, why do chicken coops have two doors?
Adlai Stevenson - more or less.
Ron, why do chicken coops have two doors?
With four doors it would be a chicken sedan
I heard that one a long time ago but my friend told it to me this weekend and said, "You know, chicken coops really do have two doors."
With three doors it'd be a chicken hatchback.
"You know, chicken coops really do have two doors."
Now that I think about it, probably one for chickens and one for people!