[via Stan Kegel]
They crossed a Collie and a Lhasa Apso. The new breed is
a Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.
They crossed a Spitz and a Chow-Chow. The new breed is a
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.
They crossed a Pointer and a Setter. The new breed is a
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.
They crossed a Great Pyrenees and a Dachshund. The new
breed is a Pyradachs, a puzzling breed.
They crossed a Pekingese and a Lhasa Apso. The new breed
is Peekasso, an abstract dog.
They crossed a Irish Water Spaniel and a English Springer
Spaniel. The new breed is a Irish Springer, a dog fresh
and clean.
They crossed a Labrador Retriever and a Curly Coated
Retriever. The new breed is a Lab Coat Retriever, the
choice of laboratory researchers.
They crossed a Newfoundland and a Basset Hound. The new
breed is a Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial
advisors
They crossed a Bloodhound and a Labrador. The new breed
is a Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly. They had
hoped to get a Blood Lab.
They crossed a Malamute and a Pointer. The new breed is
a Moot Point, owned by $B-t (B. Oh, well, it doesn't really
matter.
They crossed a Collie and a Malamute. The new breed is
a Commute, a dog that travels to work.
They crossed a Deerhound and a Terrier. The new breed
is a Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.
They crossed a Bull Terrier and a ShihTzu. The new
breed is a....Uhh....I'll let you figure that one out.
