http://www.winextra.com/forums/tags/wrong-number Bring back the eXtra in Windows en-US Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:53:50 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://www.winextra.com/forums/search.php http://www.winextra.com/forums/topic/8449#post-42062 Tue, 29 Dec 2009 09:52:03 +0000 Ron 42062@http://www.winextra.com/forums/ <p>The worried housewife sprang to the telephone when it rang and<br /> listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear as it asked,<br /> "What kind of a day are you having?"</p> <p>"Oh, mother," said the housewife, breaking into bitter tears,<br /> "I've had such a bad day. The baby won't eat and the washing<br /> machine broke down. I haven't had a chance to go shopping, I've<br /> just sprained my ankle, the house is a mess and I'm having company<br /> for dinner."</p> <p>The mother was shocked "Sit down, and relax. I'll be over to<br /> take care of everything and I'll call Fred at the office and tell<br /> him to go home at once."</p> <p>"Fred?" said the housewife. "Who's Fred?"</p> <p>"Why, Fred! Your husband!"</p> <p>"But my husband's name is Mike!" the housewife sobbed.</p> <p>"Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I have the wrong number," said the voice<br /> on the line.</p> <p>There was a short pause and the housewife said, "Does this mean<br /> you're not coming over?" </p>