http://www.winextra.com/forums/tags/humor Bring back the eXtra in Windows en-US Fri, 10 Feb 2012 09:45:43 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://www.winextra.com/forums/search.php http://www.winextra.com/forums/topic/10611#post-53095 Sat, 24 Sep 2011 07:15:18 +0000 Ron 53095@http://www.winextra.com/forums/ <p>Please be advised that I am growing increasingly tired of answering questions about my dog, which admittedly mauled three Muslims sitting on a rug behind the 7-Eleven, six illegals wearing Obama T-shirts, four Democrats wearing Pelosi T-shirts, two rappers, five telephone operators who asked me to press 'one' for English, nine teenagers with their pants hanging down below their knees, eight customer service representatives who spoke broken English, ten flag burners, a Pakistani taxi driver, and Barack Obama.<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> FOR THE LAST TIME; THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE! </p> http://www.winextra.com/forums/topic/8449#post-42062 Tue, 29 Dec 2009 09:52:03 +0000 Ron 42062@http://www.winextra.com/forums/ <p>The worried housewife sprang to the telephone when it rang and<br /> listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear as it asked,<br /> "What kind of a day are you having?"</p> <p>"Oh, mother," said the housewife, breaking into bitter tears,<br /> "I've had such a bad day. The baby won't eat and the washing<br /> machine broke down. I haven't had a chance to go shopping, I've<br /> just sprained my ankle, the house is a mess and I'm having company<br /> for dinner."</p> <p>The mother was shocked "Sit down, and relax. I'll be over to<br /> take care of everything and I'll call Fred at the office and tell<br /> him to go home at once."</p> <p>"Fred?" said the housewife. "Who's Fred?"</p> <p>"Why, Fred! Your husband!"</p> <p>"But my husband's name is Mike!" the housewife sobbed.</p> <p>"Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I have the wrong number," said the voice<br /> on the line.</p> <p>There was a short pause and the housewife said, "Does this mean<br /> you're not coming over?" </p>